11.30.2010

Description Daily 30

With pauses edited out, Matt talks on the phone with his pub landlord friend Ben, who fills in the holes of a story in which Matt shoots himself and an old woman, gets thrown in the trunk of car and finds himself on a 100-foot-high cliff.

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(Note: there'll be one more episode tomorrow, to celebrate The Canadian National Day of Podcasting.)

11.29.2010

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Elsewhere in Valerie's podcast world...audio-described scenes from the cult favourite Dementia 13, part of Episode 148 of Movies For the Blind.

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Description Daily 28

In Ohio, while watching a Manchester United game on tv, Valerie dad and Matt compare notes on their respective versions of football.

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11.27.2010

Description Daily 27

Matt and Valerie walk through downtown Buffalo, New York and inevitably go into a Tim Horton's.

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11.26.2010

Description Daily 26

With pretty bad sound quality, Valerie finds out more about one of Matt's favourite songs as a spanner (British for nerd, as he means it), "Quark, Strangeness and Charm" by Hawkwind.

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11.25.2010

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In High Park, Matt and Valerie chat with two women taking care of a well-behaved Sheltie dog with a difficult home life.

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11.24.2010

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From another proper Description episode not completed, Valerie starts a soundseeing tour of the Art Gallery of Ontario and settles herself in the Henry Moore statue just outside.

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"Down by the Henry Moore" by Murray McLauchlan
Wikipedia explains the Shmoo
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11.23.2010

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After Matt finds himself onstage with seven other guys doing another podcast, he and Valerie (who gets too loud again - sorry) discuss credibility and the dynamics of male conversation.

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11.22.2010

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Matt talks about a stay in Blackpool, when a guest house owner had an unorthodox way of finding out who wrecked his stuff.

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11.21.2010

Description Daily 21

Valerie meets up with Matt just after he discovers Canada's largest Christmas parade going on steps away from where they live.

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11.20.2010

Description Daily 20

A voiceover artist with a terrible cold, Valerie finds herself being an announcer for one of the world's most famous series of infomercials.

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11.19.2010

11.18.2010

Description Daily 18

Maybe the prototypical episode: Watching the World Series, Valerie explains some baseball and Matt explains some cricket while everyone else in the bar is watching the hockey game.

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11.17.2010

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Matt talks about visiting a snooker tournament in Wales, complete with hand injuries, smoke-filled chalets, a drunken meeting with a hero and girl-on-girl action.

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11.16.2010

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At Fynn's of Temple Bar before going to Podcaster LIVE Nite last week, Matt and Valerie discuss the wealth of Toronto stories left untold, and chat with one of the few non-immigrants remaining.

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Scarborough Dude's Dicksnjanes podcast
"Caker" in the Urban Dictionary
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11.15.2010

Description Daily 15

Valerie reads from the newsletter by Bob Lefsetz about his most recent encounter with Lars Ulrich of one of Matt's favourite bands (though more in the past than now): Metallica.

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The post Valerie read: "Lars"
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11.14.2010

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After discovering the combination of orange juice and beer, Matt discusses the Black Velvet in different cultures and the Purple Nasty in his.

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Okay, you can't really be Canadian and mention Black Velvet without thinking of the Alannah Myles song. Sorry.

11.13.2010

Description Daily 13

In what was supposed to be Matt's official podcast debut in April, the Manchester United supporter and Valerie walk to their first TFC game, with a bypass and a stop at the loo.

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Belated thanks to Toronto Mike
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11.12.2010

Description Daily 12

Matt and Valerie introduce you to the happiest speed metal band ever: DragonForce.

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(Btw, these guys are looking for a new lead singer. Check their site for details.)

Valerie's favourite sequence starts about 3:23.

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For Remembrance (Veterans) Day, Valerie and Matt talk about a Bristolian looking for her Canadian soldier birth father, Matt's dad in a field of poppies and the charms of Weston-Super-Mare.

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Description 47 - Remembrance Day
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11.10.2010

Description Daily 10

At Podcaster LIVE Nite, Matt and Valerie (beware of her audio distortions - sorry) are visited by Keith McNally, a Canadian who tried living in New York City and decided there's no place like home....or at least Toronto.

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11.09.2010

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At Graffiti's Black Metal Brunch in Kensington Market, Matt and Valerie talk drink: types of beer, perceptions of trendiness and getting take-out from the pub.

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11.08.2010

Description Daily 08

Coming back from a memorial Guinness to mark the anniversary of his best friend's death several years ago, Matt tells one of many stories of their exploits, this time involving the dispatch of a co-worker and a pretty girl.

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11.07.2010

Description Daily 07

Valerie goes back one year to continue her soundseeing tour of the Native Canadian Centre of Toronto, where a man just learning about his culture has been accidentally left to play substitute guide.

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The Seven Teachings
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11.06.2010

Description Daily 06

As part of a full Description episode which may never be finished about Aboriginal people in Canada, Valerie re-records the beginning of a soundseeing tour of the Native Canadian Centre of Toronto. (We think "ahneen" means "hello".)

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11.05.2010

Description Daily 05

Matt and Valerie somewhat inaccurately remember (remember) the 5th of November as he looks up things he didn't know about Guy Fawkes Night. (Note: he found out later Fawkes broke his neck before getting drawn and quartered.)

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11.04.2010

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In New Brunswick, Valerie's fellow dual citizen birth mother (celebrating a birthday today) drives her to a very porous border with Maine, with tales of skinny-dipping, the loss of rural towns and getting stuck on an icy hill.

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11.03.2010

Description Daily 03

Matt introduces us to The Wurzels, and Valerie inserts a song from her American childhood that they did with typical West Country lyrics.

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11.02.2010

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While making breakfast, novice podcaster Matt and not-novice podcaster Valerie discuss talking while being recorded, gauging the knowledge of the audience and live versus cut-and-paste.

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11.01.2010

Description Daily 01

Valerie and Matt happen upon a punk band outside Miss Cora's Kitchen in Kensington Market on Halloween day.

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